jueves, 22 de enero de 2009

vete!

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de que asumio el tipo
ya en el auto de ida me fumo uno gordo y quede boleado pero arriba
ya para entrar en el white house quilombo
seguro del auto
cedula verde
registro
y el olor a porro que volteaba al seguridad
nos e que me dijo y le sonrei y le dije que en dos minutos llegaba jack nicholson y se rio
me saco una foto cn el celular y le pregunte si queria que le firme el celular
entre al white house
pedi cerveza, no habia, habia stands de varios paises, como barcitos tematicos con los tragos tipicos
fui al de japon y pedi sake, en el de brazil una caipi y remate en argentina dandole al vino con soda
en eso suena un gong y todos a comer, nos hacen pasar a un salon y nos sientan a una mesa gigantesca toda larga
ponen la musica de superman y bajan las luces, en mi opinion algo muy novedoso, nunca vi algo asi.
en eso baja un simio, muy aprecido a sammy davis junior, el que pegue en mi autito a control remoto..me lo habia dejado en casa...tengo que acordarme de llevar a lso cocktails el autito, la pasaria mejor.
yo pemse que el grone era una especie de malabar, un juglar, un bufon..un mozo drogado en la escalera real..
le pregunto a un extra de La Familia ingalls:"quien es ese simio simpaticon?"
el extra me responde:" barack obama, the president of the united states of north america!"
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todas las miradas se dirigieron a mi.
"Fuera de la White House ya mismo tu simio loco" le grite al Presidente
En eso un cuadro de Ronald Reagan me habla, solo ami:" bien hijo, no permitas que asuma esa Bestia"
la pintura me guiña el ojo, me paro en la mesa, tomo un hachita de la pared y ataco al Oscuro.
Me interceptan lso guardias y me reducen, un poco los dejo ganar, ya que en la mitad de camino de mi ataque, me preguntoq ue mierda hago corriendo arriba de una mesa.
despues me meten en un cuartito, me habaln unos gordos y no se que dicen y al final les digo:"ok recapacite"
vuelvo a la mesa, estoy comiendo la hamburguesa y viene el simio y me da un abrazo y me dice que vio no se que pelicula mia
me paro, lo miro y le digo al oido:"todo bien con su color, pero evite el contacto fisico"
despues me voy a echar un meo al baño y mientras sacudo la gaviota un pibe que dice ser un doble de no se quien me ofrece blow y pego unos nariguetes importantes.
de vuelta al salon enter la gente que toma tragos a lo lejos cruzo mirada con obama, me sonrie con dientes muy muy blancos, me paso la mano por el cuello haciendo que lo voy a degollar
en eso nos mandan calalr la boca y viene un tipo y pone un vhs...yo pienso:"uy ahora el videito de el y su novia oscyura den la playa de pinamar..fotitos y mas fotitos"
no em aguanto..pero lo que viene es peor...muestra el video que van acerrar la isla de guantanamo...cansado de todo me retiro bufando
de salida me encuentro con un tipo vestido de general, le pregunto si es doble o extra de alguna peli
me dice que es ala dura del pentagono y que no me rpeocupe que todo va a estar bien
de salida me traen el camaro y le doy 20 dolares al tipo
me dice que no puede aceptar tip
le doy 100
no tip
200
no tip
300
el ganapan agarra, le saco rapido la mano
"no era que no aceptabas tip?"
el ganapan se larga a llorar
ufffffffffffffff, que noche larga y de mierda
le doy 500 dolares y me subo al auto
arriba de la nave prendo otro, bajo el techo y pongo fuerte los Allman Brothers.
por suerte tengo 50 y pico y cada vez queda menos.

CW

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protervo, sos la chica de la foto en tu blox? la de boquita y corpiño sexy?

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Estimado capitán del trip Barak, recibí mensaje de madrugada desde altamar. la soñé? era ud?
lindo recibir señal, taba todo bien?

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